In one of the most chaotic love-fueled decisions to hit Kenyan timelines this week, a Machakos woman shocked netizens after revealing she rode a boda boda from Machakos to Ruiru at 2 a.m.—all because her boyfriend wasn’t answering her calls.
The late-night dash, stretching nearly 50 kilometers along the dim and dangerous Thika Superhighway, has now morphed into a viral debate on obsession, insecurity, and the true cost of love.
According to her now-trending TikTok confession, the woman said anxiety took over the moment her partner’s phone repeatedly rang unanswered.
Convinced he was with another woman, she grabbed her jacket, stepped outside, and flagged down the only transport available—a boda boda rider willing to risk the night for the right price. And the price? A staggering Ksh 6,000, nearly 20 times the normal daytime fare.
The journey, she admitted, was a blur of wind, darkness, and spiraling thoughts. But upon arrival in Ruiru, reality hit her harder than the cold: the boyfriend was simply asleep. No mystery woman. No suspicious activity. Just deep, undisturbed slumber.
What followed was pure domestic chaos. Half-awake and confused, the boyfriend was stunned not by her presence, but by the hefty bill the rider demanded.
After a heated exchange, he reluctantly paid the Ksh 6,000—muttering about financial “abuse” and unnecessary drama.
Social media, of course, had its say. Some defended her as “a woman fighting for her heart,” while others roasted her for “gambling 6K on pure paranoia.”
Memes, reaction videos, and parody skits flooded TikTok and X, with many users warning lovers to “communicate before boarding a boda at midnight.”
Whether the couple is still together remains unclear. But one thing is certain: in Nairobi’s extended dating scene, midnight rides may be romantic in movies—yet in real life, they can cost you a week’s salary and a lot of public laughter.
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